Quotes Tumblr Themes

Text Post Sun, Sep. 04, 2011 63,239 notes

That awkward moment when people stare at you when you walk down the street

Bitch, am I that hot?

(Source: sowonlovesallnine, via aidenfishy)


#lol




Link Post Sun, Sep. 04, 2011 9,785 notes

LEGEN-wait for it-DARY!: dannicj: please? erinxwong: astock: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs –...

dannicj:

please?

erinxwong:

astock:

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs – A time I trusted someone I should not have.
Pinocchio – The worst lie I ever told.
Dumbo – A physical feature people have teased me for.
Cinderella – My favorite article of clothing.
Alice In Wonderland –…

(via hashtagmissawesome)





Text Post Sun, Sep. 04, 2011 221,551 notes

If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine’s Day I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl’s drink.

lipsinginglullabies:

s0fie:

Just to look at her act like:

image

Then watch the dude sit there like:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LMFAOOOO

(Source: mkzsupreme, via perfect-love-goes-wrong)







Photo Post Sun, Sep. 04, 2011 1,704 notes

(via porchirelen)




Text Post Sun, Sep. 04, 2011 20,661 notes

When the smartest kid in class lets you cheat off their test

miguelofthedark:

Lookin’ out for a nigga

More here.

(Source: im-a-stalker-so-i, via porchirelen)






Video Post Sun, Sep. 04, 2011 73,928 notes

suchfuckery:

elizzibeth:

i shouldn’t have laughed as much as i did

why is that so fucking hilarious?

(via perfect-love-goes-wrong)




Text Post Sun, Sep. 04, 2011 63,764 notes

That awkward moment when you feel like your falling in a dream!

and you wake up like this

then check if anybody watched even if you are alone

(via porchirelen)






Video Post Sun, Sep. 04, 2011 111,790 notes

(Source: mrgolightly, via hashtagmissawesome)



1/120 older »